The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

above poster is my wife and she won't get off the dang 'puter' and fix me my supper or warsh my stinky socks and bloomers.....;-)

 

Of course not, that's the maid tasks!

 

I have an irrational fear of radishes.

 

I am loving quiting smoking the cigs! and this patch on me arm, well its just delightful!! haha

 

Quit smoking is not hard and I don't encourage you at all to keep going.

 

I love it when its so cold that my machines wont start

 

mountain rescue? so you helped me down a hill, big fkn deal !

 

My flowers look lovely this time of the year....

 

today is a shorts and t-shirt day for sure

 

If you point your finger at a rainbow, you finger will fall off.

 

i dislike you all haha ;]

 

I found a word that rhymes with orange.

 

I'm a stripper at the local bar....

 

I've just been arrested for twanging someones hemorrhoids.

 

My hemrroids are twangy....;-)

 

I'm going out tonight, I think I will wear my swaddling clothes.

 

I am gonna get sooooo drunk tonight and then drive home....;-)

 

some times I get erotic and use a feather, but as its new years, I think I will use a whole chicken.

 

Watchout for the beak....;-)

I am writing a novel....;-)

 

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