The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I'm not cool

 

I am going to Saturn tomorrow to visit Sun-Ra.

 

Nyxx just stole all my meds and downed them in one

 

that's right... you're not!

 

I'm a sex addict and need you right now...

 

I'm ready and at your service.

 

I bet you are!

 

i'm in a police cell right now and i'm tokin on a big fat benna with the chief- superintendant... :sifone:

 

I've always wanted to see the inside of a jail cell...

 

I just dug up a chest buried in my backyard, and it was full of Spanish gold! I am now a gazillionaire!

 

I'm really happy for you.

 

I am so happy that you care so much!

 

I just belched and blew out the eternal flame...

 

I'm so glad someone put out that flame! xD

 

I just cooked my flatmate on the barbecue.

 

I have been so productive today and accomplished so much!

 

I ran a bunch of idiots off the road today on the way to work.

 

I'm going to wear my winter coat outside to work in the garden...

 

I'm working out in the sun naked today. I need my bum to be tan when I moon people.

 

I love the hot weather we've been having lately...its a good excuse for me to go shopping wearing a speedo