The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I love the football coverage on the news for the past month.

 

I'm glad its going to rain today because I haven't had a shower in over a week and I'm starting to smell....

 

i want you to send me the clothes you take off before your shower.... rettyplease:

 

I'd love to have them after you.

 

consider it done

 

Thanks.

 

i'm going to overcharge you on the postage...

 

an old friend told me she has a boy friend now and i hope they are so happy together

 

i'm addicted to mozzie bites now....

 

I have an extra ticket to the Tool concert if you want it.

 

what a gent!

 

I just ate a footlong hotdog made of snake meat......

 

Einstein used to pay me to do his homework...

 

Lilly and I are lesbian lovers....

 

This game was started by Mozart

 

Farmout calls her pussy "Beaver Lever"...

 

I spent my weekend digging a hole in the back yard, now I have myself a swimmin' hole....

 

I am sitting here with clothes on.

 

I'm sittin' here without any clothes on...

 

I just dyed all my hair hot pink.