The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

i have the biggest penis in the world

 

I going to pluck all the hair from my body and knit me a sweater with it for winter...

 

I'll do the same and then we can trade.

 

I like to spy on my neighbors when they skinny dip in their cement pond...

 

everything i have is insured for every eventuality one could possibly think of... and some...

 

I'm at my sexiest when riding a bike nude

 

^^^ for the life of me, i can't understand why BBAD got to get so many green balls... it is totally not fair

 

I have a pair of super large melons...

 

I just licked the above posters melons for a couple of hours!.....

 

I'm going to ride my bicycle over to farmouts and go skinny dippin' in his pond...

 

for some reason this doesn't sound like a lie to me

I swim 10 km's a day...in the nude

 

I just saw some dude swimmin for 10 km's and he was quite neekid, strange thing was he didn't have a penis.....

 

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I once ran for President of Cuba. Some newcomer named something 'Castro' beat me in an upset.

 

I just shot down the damn pot chopper.....;-)

 

I find riding my bicycle naked to be quiet enjoyable...

 

I find watching the above poster ride her bike neekid to really be a turn off......

 

I've never ridden a bike nude

 

I've never wrecked a bike while neekid....;-)

 

I've been secretly living in the above poster barn...

 

I can't fit 5 toes from one of my feet into my mouth at once