The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I just ate a fresh cow pattie for breakfast with some goat pea to warsh it down....

 

I didnt have sex last night..

I did have sex with a hooker..

smoked some crack..

could not find weed..

got free gas..

ate at mcdonalds..

 

Latest picture of meself.....

 

There's a super big cucumber in my garden, I think I'll do more than just eat it...

 

I don't have too many skeletons to fit in one closet

:leaving:

 

Your vote matters

 

I just watched CG do some strange thangs to that cucumber, makes me wish I wasn't a cucumber....;-0

 

It was so hot here over the weekend that I shaved my head...

 

I love my cerebral palsy.
My hair is straight.
I have brushed my hair this morning.
My boyfriend has an extra penis.


:S

 

I'm so hungry that I ate the neighbors goat this morning....

 

I once picked a patch of pickled peppers

 

I'm playing strip poker with BBAD and I'm winning...

 

I just drank some spring water and now I'm ten years old again and my voice sounds like a girlie and I ain't got no body hair, my clothes don't fit either.....

 

I am going to bed early tonight.

 

I have two black eyes from jogging, boobs bounced up and hit me right in the eyes...

 

I have herpes, and I'm an achoholic, I am gay, fat and very sexy....

 

Now I know where I got this rash, from farmout...

 

I have evidence that farmout gave rash to a lot of people.

 

you all wear such sexy pants.

 

my pants double as a tent in the summer months... i wouldn't trust them in the winter months though...