The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I Thought This Thread Was Supposed To Be Full Of Lies.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Crankyirishgirl and I are havin a torrid, intense, HOT virtual affair at this very moment!...

 

i just gave myself a Tonsure because i think comb-overs are very attractive...

 

I think Lil will soon be my wife or at least a secret lover.....;-)

 

I fancy snails and frog legs for lunch.

 

I love watching religious channels on T.V.

 

farmout and i just got back from honeymooning at Charlton Hestons old hollywood pad... it was a "shotgun" wedding...

 

Im wore out...from ten hours of sex

 

i just finished writing a letter to my landlord to declare that despite the rumours AND the photographs, i don't have any pets... those furry beasts are, in actual fact, my armpits!!!

 

I just finished gluing my hair back on after a dreadful accident with the hedge clippers...

 

I've decided to just wear sweatpants all the time. It's so much more comfortable than wearing jeans I say to hell with looking presentable.

 

I think Charlize Theron is sexually repulsive. Every time I look at her I am like YUCK, and I feel like vomiting.

 

I love Kawasaki Ninjas

 

I blast off on my mission to Mars tomorrow

 

I'm going into the hospital tomorrow for a breast reduction...

 

my other car is Thrust SSC

 

I just tried on a bra and panties, I like em so much I just might ride my harley into town just wearin this tonight....;-)

 

I post in this thread too much.....
I need to get out more

 

I hate mars bars

 

I had triplets last night.