The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I'm gay

 

I wear ronald mc donald shoes

 

^^^ yeah, but you are forgiven because Ronalds shoes are well renowned for their healing properties...

 

I do not like to alter my perception of reality

 

I hate chocolate.

 

I had chocolate for breakfast...

 

I love to sweat when I'm just sitting in the shade...

 

I have a frog in my throat and I can only talk through "ribets".

 

I love the way the facts thread is turning into a chat thread and I never feel like closing it and deleting all new ones

 

I love it when threads I enjoy get closed

 

I love it when I think I have a great supper planned and then when I go to get the stuffed chicken breast from the freezer I find out its all gone

 

I love it when my last peanut M&M is gone.

 

I love when I have to stick my head in the freezer just to cool off...

 

I love it when I have to fire up the woodstove in summer because it's too cold....

 

I love when my electric bill is so high I have to sell an kidney to pay it...

 

I've been away and had a wonderful time!

 

^^^No! I didn't want you to come back!

 

I find this heat very refreshing...

 

I love living in the city

 

I love polka music...