The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I'm not eating pasta salad right now

 

I absolutely hate fresh produce from the garden and warm weather....;-)

 

Hey farmout


I love the smell of burning hair

 

I can swing through the trees like a monkey...

 

i'm standing in a t-chest, singing a few hymns...

 

I love the smell of diesel exhaust from the city transit buses

 

I think Rush Limbaugh is the ideal spokesman for the sanctity of marriage.

 

I'm the twenty first century schizoid man ...

 

I'm warming to the fact that I'm not a fish...

 

I am a conservative Christian

 

i have one nerve and you are treading on it...

 

I'm the wick that someone gets on.

 

had an awesome date last night and she wore me raw

 

I spent the last hour putting curlers in my hair.

 

if i flap my boobs, i can hover 7inches from the floor, for about 39 seconds...

 

I've just been knocked off my feet by lillally's flapping boobs

 

i could staple you to the cupboard if you like, so you could film it

 

I think we have a youtube hit

 

we could call it tubeboobs

 

everything i say is a lie. except that. and that. and that.