The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I haven't been blowing snot out of my nose constantly for the past 4 days.

 

MonkeyBoy drinks his own snot!

 

I love the thread of LIES.

 

I have a huge hangover.....;-)

 

I will not intervene in a fight between common buzzards.

 

I failed all my college classes....;-)

 

I just swallowed a snake whole.

 

LIES!!! The snake swallowed you

 

I haven't laughed this hard in a while! lol

 

I did not run out of munchies last night and I didn't eat a bag of dogs chocolate!

 

I feel like getting in the pond for a winter swim., anyone wanna go with me?...;-)

 

Meggatron gave me a lift home from shopping today.

 

I don't feel like I just came back from the dead. Barman, I'd like another shot! :eggnog:

 

i woke up to a party in my name today with everyone saying i should be king of the world

 

I'm polishing Hell Boys horns today.

 

I got an Ironman suit for Christmas. I'm in flight to the Carribean right now.

 

Its so hot here everybody is out in short shorts n tank tops.....;-)

 

Took this picture of BBAD testing out one of his snow blowers....

 

When I put a hat on my snowman he came to life....