The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I'm so clever, sometimes I dont understand a word I'm saying.

 

News Flash.... Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged with Battery.....That is all....;-)

 

I have no teeth

 

Mmmmm, that sounds sexual.....;-)

All my hair fell out along with my memory....;-)

 

I just posted nude picture of my cat....

 

I just found another hole I didn't know I had!

 

Its so cold outside, my nostril hair froze solid....;-)

 

I've decided to become a pirate.

 

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy.

 

I think I'll go make a snow angel in the nude...

 

I hate Farmouts band

 

I wish i talked like christopher walken

 

I do too, wish they would hang it up.....

 

i made a time machine

 

And you went a few years into the past and nailed Paris Hilton while she was still awesome.

 

My bum needs airing.

 

I'm so hungry, I think I'll eat some compost....;-)

 

I flashed my boobs at farmout's bands last gig...

 

Yeah, and you caused me to break a string...;-) They cost 25 bucs each too!...;-)

 

The weather is nice and warm here...