The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I'm strapped into a gyroscope at 10 Downing Street.

 

I am the sole heir to the owner of Harrods

 

Somalian pirates are sailing up the Thames as we speak.

 

the world will end in a year

 

My ears froze and then fell off this morning...cain't hear a damn thang....;-)

 

i am jason bourne

 

I am Iron Man....;-)

 

I am you from the future.

 

I am you before you were born....;-)

 

Im in an up and coming rap group called The Herbivores!

 

I'm gonna have a sleep.

 

I never wanna go back to Amsterdam....;-)

 

I'm cursed to walk this earth pretending to be a pelican.

 

i can back flip 5 times from a standing start without touching the ground

 

If that cockerel wakes me up again tomorrow, I'm going to personally wring it's neck and put it in the pot!

 

I'll personally send my cock to wake you up tomorrow morning if you promise not to cook it.

 

Anycockaldoooooooo

 

im a cat..

 

Dalooooo

 

i dont have an exam tomorrow..