The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

These funny little orange guys came out of my washing machine this morning, they stood there just looking at me, a couple of them had a quick look around,then they all disappeared behind the cooker, didn't even say good morning! I'm not a racist but orange people are so fucking rude.

 

I'm not insane.

 

nobody loves me

 

I never make mistakes....

 

To have a lovely complexion, stick mango's up your bum.

 

I chopped down the apple tree

 

I just got back from a refreshing dip in the cement pond....;-)

 

My friends want me to hang out but I'm staying home to work my dreads.

 

I looked in the mirror this moringing, and I thot I saw super-man....;-)

 

I've got myxomatosis again.

 

I absolutely hate when people are drawn to me and tell me I radiate positive energy. It makes me wanna kick them in the teeth.

 

You of all people should know.

 

I grew gills for the rain.

 

I decided to never post on hip forums again, so there...;-)

 

I've decided to donate my life savings to HF.

 

I attract cats to my place with fish, then once they're in I smash them on the head with a pan, tie them up, put them in an oven plate with onions and pepper sauce on top and roast them. Yummy.

 

I hate cats!!!

 

I love the way threadbombing.com links slow down the other pages from loading

 

I ate a whole package of oreo cookies....:drool5:

 

My balls just never itch.