The New What Would You Do If Game

I would turn over, and close my eyes, you will get far more from a few hours sleep..but i understand, always feel its a waste of time..but has to be sdone!

Wwydi, your sexy young beautifull neigbour. Offered to spoon you to help you sleep?

KNOCK.KNOCK...lol

 

Hello, Right this way! Lol

Wwydi your waiter brought you something other than what you ordered, but what he brought was something that you like better than what you ordered.

 

Thankyou, but argue at the bill paying time if it was dearer. Then if they argue, act dumb and say "well i hadnt had it befor. So i didnt know what it looked like"

Wwydi, the postman put your mail through, but bent the envelope that clearly said, donot bend! ?

 

Get him in a Mongolian Chuff Lock and set my pet fly on him!



wwydi there was just enough time for one-but you wanted two?

 

Force them down double-time.

Wwydi you had a tick so far under your skin that you couldnt get tweezers on it?

 

I'd ask pensfan how HE gets rid of deep ticks!

wwydi you were asked a question you couldn't answer?

 

I would scratch my head and confuse the person questioning me with another question.

Wwydi you saw an empty grocery cart rolling toward someone else's car?

 

Lucky I'm wearing my super-speed Batshoes,Robin!

wwydi you were genuinely convinced you'd seen a ufo?

 

I would no longer consider myself a skeptic, I would start looking at the sky more often and I would get a video camera with good quality.

Wwydi you were offered the opportunity to live with any other culture on earth for a year or more all expenses paid?

 

id either live with spanish people or asians

wwydi for one hour out of each year everyone could act just as they want with no legal action at all?

 

Stake out the biggest easiest thing to rob and try to get a big enough take to last till next year.

Wwydi the only water pressure anyone got was from the outside faucet/hose?

 

Be sure to get a jug the right size to get it from the systen, befor it hits the loo!

Wwydi.. you found squaters in your house?

 

I would smoke their arses out.

Wwydi an 80 year old person made sexual advances toward you?

 

I'd say "Be gentle with me morrow,I've had a busy day".


wwydi you had the choice of musician or actor?

 

Id tell him, sod off puggy, your too old for me, lol...musician, lol

Wwydi, you needed to pee, and the toilet attendant wanted your money first, but you didnt have any change?

 

Go outside in the bushes.

Wwydi a stranger on the street gave you their phone number to call for a good time?

 

I'd say "I charge £50 per hour & the gimp-suit is extra!"


wwydi you woke up 220 miles from where you fell asleep?
[yes,this happened to me....basstids!]

 

I would go back to sleep.

Wwydi someone accidentally drank from your glass at a party?

 

Nothing-it's accidental and most of us have had 'Oops' moments.

wwydi you prefer;wooden floors or carpeting?

 

Sounds like a double entendre. I like wooden floors, but carpet is ok.

Wwydi your boss came to work drunk?
For Brits...Wwydi your boss came to work pissed?