The New What Would You Do If Game

I would decline. I'm content being a nobody.

Wwydi a long lost rich relative stipulated in his/her will that you have to live one year as a person who is your exact opposite in every way (except you are not compelled to commit harm) to receive an inheritance of $1,000,000,000/£594832000?

 

Whats a year?..and im such a bad person, it might be fun to be nice

Wwydi...they changed the letters of the alphabet, for different shapes?

 

I would go back to nursery school to learn the new alphabet.

Wwydi your neighbors decided to use their residence as a halfway house for violent criminals?

 

Move!

Wwydi... A strange bloke moved in opposit you, and constamtly feels like he is watching you?

 

I would put a sign in my window saying, "If you are watching me, stop!".

Wwydi if someone sitting beside you on an airplane would not stop discussing their political and religious views, and they were opposite of your views?

 

Haha...did it. Told him.." sorry if i sound rude, but i dont feel interested in your topic of conversation, so if you dont mind, i would like to continue my book" he was gob smacked, lol. After 5 mins, i swapped seats with my x...lol.

Wwydi.... You got in late at night to find a local cat was locked in your house all day, and your dog had killed it?

 

I would get a trashbag, lysol, mop and rags, and start cleaning. I guess I would also check my records t see if my dog was current on his vaccination shots.

Wwydi you drank a full glass of milk before realizing that it was 15 days past te expiration date?

 

If it tasted ok, wont hurt me...if it tasted off, then i would know on the first mouth full...lol

Wwydi...you had the chance to have your own place..?

 

Walk around naked.

Wwydi you found out you inherited a fortune?

 

Jump for joy and have a holiday.. just spent a fortune kitting out my new place!

Wwydi...you just got into bed, when. Some good friends stopped by?

 

I would take the cucumber slices off of my eyes and let them in.

Wwydi you started hearing voices when no one was around?

 

Enjoy the company...doesnt spook me at all.

Wwydi...you won the lottery?

 

Give a lot of it away to family and friends who need it


wwydi I gave you some money to buy something you always wanted ?

 

Travel the world, pay off anything that I still need to pay off, give the rest away, then walk off and contemplate life.

Wwydi you recieved a full scholarship to attend Uni, all expenses paid? (Whether already have any secondary education or not).

Edit: I'm slow. I was answering Morrow's question.

 

Say thankyou very much, and start to like you! Lololol

Wwydi...today it rains?

 

Id have to pass it on to someone else. I don't want any more of anything.

Wwydi you could live anywhere you want?

 

Not in Runcorn But it might in Wigan or St Helens

wwydi all the pubs closed today for "staff training" ?

Shit ! that answer was to morrows (rain question) ! I like Runcorn someone has to

wwydi any of what we posted really mattered ?

 

start reading other people's posts


wwydi they started rationing peanuts?

 

Cut them in half and add salt

WWYDI all the bra manufacturers went tits up ?

 

Learn to sew

WWYDI they put an swingeing tax on trousers?