The New What Would You Do If Game

Then i have no problem, im nice to puggy

Wwydi i said its almost my birthday, what you gonna give me?

 

Chlamydia? I hear it's a very nice blossom?

wwydi you woke up on that birthday to a pile of presents you weren't expecting?

 

Lol...think someone mixed me up with someone...lol

Wwydi i made you deliver your present? Oops! Lol with an invite to my party lol

 

I'd give you the nicest gift that I could afford and a funny happy birthday card and flowers as well.

Wwydi your were invited to a birthday party and didn't know it was a birthday and had no gift?

 

I always take a nice bottle of wine, so instead of drinking it, I would hand it over

wwydi you gave a bottle of wine to someone, then they gave it back at a later date?

 

Open it up and share it with them.

wwydi you could time travel, what era would you go to?

 

Back to the 60's, but be sure to enjoy it better...


Wwydi, you could time travel, and you met your parents?

 

I'd tell mum to 'have it on her toes away from that violent git'-then introduce her to a millionaire.

Ok-so instead of being skint me-I'm 'son of a millionaire' me.

NOW do you fancy me?

 

Oh puggy, if you only knew.


What would you do if it rained so much your house got flooded.

 

go but some buckets and mops,

wwydi, you were shopping, and a guy stood behind you at the checkout, totally naked?

 

Keep going through the checkout.

WWYD if someone made you a coffee and it was truly awful?

 

I would tell them, sorry, but that's awfull...I cant leave it and leave them wondering, lol

wwydi, someone blew smoke in your face?

 

dosnt normally bother me, if they did it as an aggressive action then it would depend on who it was where we were and what was around me.

wwydi you wanted to fuck with your neighbor but didnt want them to know it was you fucking with them?

 

fuck? I think they would know, im not devious enough...lol

wwydi, your neighbour wanted to fuck with you? lol

 

try to catch them in the act so i know who to enact my revenge against.

wwydi you thought you were having thoughts that seem a little bit too evil for your normal self?

 

Push them to the back of my mind.

WWYD if someone made a really inappropriate sexual comment to you at work?

 

Happens all the time. If i can think of a funny reply i go with that or i will make an equal comment back to them or just ignore them.

Wwyd if your friend passed out during a concert that you are really enjoying?

 

Administer first aid so we could get back to partying.

What would you do if you felt insulted?

 

look at them, shake my head and say, "wanker" as im walking away..

wwydi you waited all day for someone, after changing your plans and every one elses, and they didn't turn up?

 

tell them how i felt about it and then never trust them to turn up again.

wwydi someone was parked in your personal parking spot (got your name on it and everything)?