The New What Would You Do If Game

Tell them the price of rent for them.

Wwydi your favorite musician wanted to do a show in your backyard?

 

Invite people and buy enough beer.

What else to do!?

 

Please invite me, I love to dance and I don't drink too much beer.

wwydi the person of you dreams suddenly appeared into your life after a lifetime of dreaming of them?

 

i don't have dreams.

wwydi you realized you been awake the entire time you were asleep?

 

check to see which world i was awake in by whether there was a law of gravity or a law of levity.

wwydi you opened your door to go out, and everything outside was all different then how you thought you knew it.

 

Scratch my head and think WTF and go back in my house.

wwydi you couldn't keep to together?

 

punching bag works wonders, or go buy myself something if i have some money.

what would you do if you won a new bicycle?

 

probably keep it and ride it.

wwydi your chair started walking, with you in it?

 

i could make a fortune!

wwydi if peter pan knocked at your door?

 

Run of to NeverNeverland with him and never get old, well, oldER!

wwydi you got offered to go up into outer space?

 

That would depend on whose spaceship we were using


WWYDI you were offered a place in the government ?

 

Use it to protest until they pensioned me off..

wwydi you fell asleep for a year?

 

Probably pee in my bed...A lot.

Wwydi a stranger asked you to hold their baby while they went into a shop for a few mjnutes?

 

RUN!

wwydi you were offered a fee to write your fascinating autobiography?

 

Say no. Offered Fee is a reverse-psychological lie. Don't sign the papers!

wwyd if you won the lottery but couldn't keep anything cause you have to give it away?

 

Auction off my winning ticket to rich publicity-seeking 'do-gooders'


wwydi you opened your door one morning to find three H/F-ers standing there grinning at you?

 

introduce them to the blue striped tiger, rainbow jaguare-fox, really economy sized ferret, and green catlike something (me) who live here.

so i think the question is more like what would they do when we answered the door.

 

wwydi if forced to jump

 

levitate. i'd have to dig a hole first, or climb up on something, to be able to fall far enough to hurt myself.

wwydi you really had only hooves instead of handpaws, and you wanted to make something?

 

I'd become the world's first ungulate blacksmith-and make a fortune.


wwydi broony,expanse and me invited you to one of our orgies?