The New What Would You Do If Game

Throw them away, nobody wants a soggy noodle.

WWYD if you had a few really good friends but they all didn't like each other and kept telling you so?

 

Tell them to shut the fuck up and get along or leave your negative energy at the door before you walked in.

wwydi challenged to a ping pong match?

 

Play a game of table tennis.

What would you do if there was no jobs near you?

 

move, starve, or find some other way to get by. (marry a woman who already had a disability income that paid the rent)

wwydi you didn't really didn't need a job to get by. (obviously if you said nothing, it wouldn't stay that way for very long, nor is it actually possible to do literally nothing anyway. even if it wasn't about having to.)

 

I would be a good investor off record....

wwydi forced to eat chocolate everyday?

 

i'd probably get very tired of it very quickly. however, as i'm not forced, it happens that i do take chocolate in some form, pretty much every day as it is. obviously i eat a lot of other things. and usually a reasonably small amount of chocolate, but it is every day that i have some.

wwydi you found yourself walking down the side of an unfamiliar road, wraped in a blanked, because that was all you had, and under it you were completely naked. and a white cargo van came along, being driven by a nice couple who kindly offered you a ride?

 

I would ask if they were driving towards a nudist beach.

Wwydi the buttons on your shirt all broke off?

 

Wear it open with a singlet underneath.

WWYD if you were overwhelmed with everything in your life?

 

Head to the woods for a hike.

Wwydi someone bought you a shirt that you really didn't like, and they asked you to wear it?

 

Wear it when they are around and make sure to buy them an equally hideous clothes item and insist they wear it.

WWYD if you accidentally waxed too much hair off one eyebrow?

 

I'd get even with myself by waxing too much off my other eyebrow. How else am I going to learn?

WWYD if they outlawed revenge?

 

I thought they did...even if it never stopped me before.

Wwudi you lived in the dessert?

 

I'd ration water and try and stay out of the sun as much as fucking possible.

WWYDI you farted and a little bit of poo came out?

 

Squeeze my cheeks and go to the bathroom first chance i got.
Wwydi you had to choose between tv and movies vs. Internet?

 

Internet duh

free cocaine or free advil?

 

It would be worth the risk to sell it if i had no overhead.
Advil would not because anyone can get it any time if they want.

Wwydi you have to wear steal tip boots at work and the sole fell off of them just as you started work for the day.

 

Get some string or something and tie it on for my shift then get new boots after work.

WWYD if you found out your whole life was a reality show? Just like that movie, The Truman Show.

 

Ask for my Royalties for the last 64 Years

WWYD If You got to work and forgot what your job was ?

 

Take a sick day

Wwyd if you noticed that your boss's trousers were unzipped?

 

Make jokes about it to my coworkers or act like it never happened.

Wwydi your family visited and the utilities went off?