Red white and blue ones. With "Fuck you terrorists" on them. All in the best possible taste, obviously.
...Ok, if you are lucky enough to have a window office or sit next to a window and manage to retain your position, then you are allowed to choose the design/wording on your parachute. Happy now? I'd rather not rely on a parachute, tbh.
A memorial for Flight 93 is in the works and anticipated to be completed by the 10th anniversary. http://www.nps.gov/flni/ .
Even better, jumping off a complex that exhibits this defiant statement in a red-white-blue parachute and landing in a region free of Islamic cultural centers. .
Yes, they are. It was a joke. But, in today's crazy world, it's difficult to tell reality from comedy. Life has become like self-parody. .