the off-topic thread

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by lithium, Mar 4, 2007.

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  1. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    I will replace my head with a lump of playdoh and score a smile:)
    I am thinking about Anti Depressents. It might make me slightly happy or in control of the situation. I now have a CCJ. I didn't respond earlier as I thought it was yet another empty threat. It wasn't. The court want me to pay fifty quid default a month. I am doomed. I know it was my fault. Yet again, I am my own worst enemy.

    Oh mercy forsakes my mind. Where is the love. Where is the love? There I said it. What if I live under the sea? No creditor will consider venturing below.
     
  2. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    nice idea :)
    eating would be hard though... :\

    uhhh.. laptops gonna shut down soon. 17 mins of power remaining. Ive lost the charger. JSLA works in for tomorrow.
     
  3. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    There in the shadows of the night, the full moon obscured behind a cloud. The wailing winds, the feral foxes that forage for food in garbage bins. There is a boy, no exactly Jack the lad, but is scarred deeply. Afflicted by depression, insecurity and an emotional stability like the stock markets. Oh, and did I tell you that there is a stone in place of my mother's heart? Did I ever tell you that she abused me so much, that in the wake of my innocence, she did things that too this day, she coherantly denies?

    Did I ever tell you that I have a half sister? Born out of adultery, thrived in another culture, first language, Turkish? She was born in Wales, but her first language is Turkish.How can this make sense.

    Then come see, judge for yourselves how my mother came to play this part.
     
  4. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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  5. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Bahahahaa.. funny but also pointed.
    genius.
     
  6. Moon_Beam

    Moon_Beam zaboravljas

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    I now have the best bed in the world!! I bought a new duvet, linen and cushions and it is amazing! So big and cosy, the best thing in the world and it should be for the amount I paid for it! It's white and orange and just like a big fluffy cloud.
     
  7. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    Lucky you! My bed breaks if anyone other than me sits on it....
     
  8. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    I have 2 beds.. one's nice and comfyish, the other one's sorta lumpy (but it was cheap).
    Guess which one I sleep on for most of the year...
     
  9. Moon_Beam

    Moon_Beam zaboravljas

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    The lumpy one?
     
  10. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Bingo.
    Heh, made it kinda obvious with the sarcasm..
     
  11. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    I love our bed too, although our pillows have become lumpy just lately, and it has a few bits missing from the duvet from when the bunnies were younger:) But its very spacious and comfy...i used to hate having one of those sinky in mattresses but now hard ones hurt me
     
  12. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Geeeez. I hope you are better today JOhn. I think you may go over the deep end if you don't snap out of it. My name is Jack but I'm not a lad. But my mother was a bitch. I didn't like her. You have a half sister that was born in Wales but she speaks turkish ? Odd. Oh well cheer up things will get better.

    Peace
     
  13. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    Arg, IK told my mum I'd phoned the piercing place asnd the piercer wasn't in cos I was too tired to cycle up to letchworth. I've woken up now...
     
  14. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Ive just sat out on the promenade and eaten a cookie and watched the clouds float by and listened to the buskers music...was one of those everyday moments that became really special, you know. I feel so much better when the skys blue
     
  15. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    An eery sillouhette of a monument in the far distance. Against a purple sky and a fast setting sun, the Tower stands triumphantly against the elements, the harsh winds, the furocious rains and the chilling winters. Yes, inside are soldiers that bareth no soul, but instinct. It is within them that one would see all that fears them. They would be witnessing a nightmare before their very eyes. The blood curdling screams, the grinding of teeth, the howls of wolves, the ghosts of Wah, echo without end in thine ears.

    A little over midnight, a soldier emerges from the Tower. He is a giant of a man. He takes a look around for any potential enemy. Then a white horse emerges from behind him, out of the dark shadows. A great stallion of a beast. The soldier mounts the horse and gallops into the arrid desert of sorrow.

    His mission: To seek a new world.

    Additional: I will be creating a Blog. This is a first but will contain such information that one may wish to learn.
    You will learn more about my half sister. She I now call "Sister of Hate". All she has is hatred to everyone. My father told me that and my half sister said that she hates my guts a few years back. So get your Kleenex, pull up a seat. Launching soon. This won't in anyway affect this forum. It will just be another link which will simply be seen upon as another website, as per usual. I am not sure I should, but I will consider.
     
  16. Finnaz

    Finnaz Champagne Socialist

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    French = Down fa the count and the win
    More Peeps for Shambala = Tick
    Chem = I'm fucked
    Eng = Hmmmm
    Feeling = Hungry
     
  17. Moon_Beam

    Moon_Beam zaboravljas

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    I finally unpacked! And have hung the new paintings and stuck up the new pictures and everything else. I have a craving for cold custard.
     
  18. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    I am in danger of eating all the brie....
     
  19. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Aagh Invalid username or smegging password.
    fuck.
    Someone get on MSN, I'm smeggin' bored :(
     
  20. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    wish the 'first unread post' button would start working again :rolleyes:
     
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