the off-topic thread

I bet Nicolas Sarkozy has deformed testicles and watches giraffes mating as porn. I know the sort

 

Vacuuming is the closest I get to dancing

 

I just laughed for a while at that thread where the dude thought it was spelt Mahat Mcghandi, but now i feel guilty for laughing

 

I hate having to go to the effort to pronounce "Montpellier" in a way that sounds like "monte-peleeyuh" just so the bus driver understands me

 

Last night i had a nightmare about mice. It was petite/.

 

When i sit on the sofa cocooned in our big thick warm duvet reading a book for 3 hours i dont even feel like a slob. Im getting really lazy with punctuation. Although i never did like the apostrophes anyway, theyre just plain annoying to have to type. So yeah! Like-hmm, so...beep.!?.Spiderz

 

Abuse changes a person

 

Don't threaten me with that banana

 

Theres urine in your glucose

 

my dolphin ran away

 

Bowling is cancelled. Forever. AND EVER!!!!

 

cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef

 

The guy upstairs has bought himself a drum kit...bloody GREAT

 

...I milk it from my teet,
though i try to be discreet.

This guy sang that all the way though Drama... Not nice. Even did the dance.

 

Should never have left the crystal lake

 

Donne donne donne! Nobody expects the metaphysical poets!

:stunned:

 

is it really bad that i look at that pic and think it looks like he's got an ipod tucked under his arms :tongue:

did you add those white lines in or were they actually in the pic?

 

Hahahahaha!

 

My feet hurt

 

sleep is over-rated apparently *yawns*