the off-topic thread

No, I don't think it will fit.

 

*thumbs up signy I cant find anymore* Also, its NEVER "100% beef". False advertising if ever I did spy it with me beady eye

 

So, another day, eh

 

It would appear so

 

I wish Id be swept away today. But I wont be. I tried sweeping myself away but it just ended up looking lame on some parc bench somewhere

 

I'm slightly scared of the looks my dog is giving me.

 

Maybe you have something edible about your person, and he's smelling it..

 

I forgot to open the doors so that he could lie there with his head outside, so I think he hasn't forgiven me yet.

 

This day keeps making me smile!

 

I just sat on a bench in the little park eating tomato pasta and watching 2 boys in year 12 rolling cigarettes. That was exciting.

 

Fuck right off because I just cant do it

 

Im so lazy. Poured a load of couscous into a bowl, covered it with water, chopped some veggies while it swelled then put em in the bowl and mixed up with some butter, and that was lunch today

 

I have red wine again!!

 

It's only 3pm

 

What is time but a hindrance...

 

Oooh gimme

 

Yep, true colours really are shining through.

 

My mum is a lovely fountain of wisdom

"when you get as old as me, and all your chances are gone, and your bones hurt every morning, and you get tired after only a short walk, you realise that what society wants or expects is a pile of pants"

 

ahh the calming tunes of Atreyu.

 

Ooh no!
What i wanted to say was arr! I be a pirate!

And also
I post alot of shite. xD

But its ok, cos Arr! I be a pirate me hearty, a pirate with bad grammar!