the off-topic thread

I saw an iron fist and a torch that stood on Mount Olympus. Upon the Mountain, Olivia Flaversham held the torch for the 2012 games. She says, "I am the destiny of man and the future of London".
A day dream I guess. *eats a chocolate donut.

 

This big round planete make me dizzy so late at night!

 

How awkwardly Americans say the word "pub", like it's always in inverted commas

 

Americans find it easier to avoid the word pub. instead they say, "I am going to Moes".


I had a dream last night where a lady gave me twenty pounds for sliding with the dog down the hill and parking it near a cafe. I wanted the dream to be real. I could feel that my vision was strange and alas, it was a dream.

 

When it says "please consider the environment before printing this email" it sounds like theyre asking you to consider the environment, and then print the email. Dont ye thinks? Or is it just my mind?

 

When we eat maple syrup are we drinking trees blood?

 

dancing wildly

 

Hugman lives in a cell in the ground, and cannot come up to us. He is very sad and old and loves children and other humanoids. The only thing he wants is a hug or a rope. Poor Hugman! He loves you, but you cannot see him. But we can hear him singing from his lonely cell in the ground. Eternal Hugman, eternal love and tall magnetic robots in the sky.

 

Mum, I'm going to marry a skinhead.

 

It is garbage day today-AND! My sister's birthday is fast approaching. I shall find her the perfect gift...perhaps she'd like some almost-not-broken-that-badly furnishings for her lovely abode or a nearly functional television from the late seventies.

 

My heart doesnt speak to me anymore
Did i piss it off?

 

Wouldn't it be great to be able to grumble like muttley?

 

Lover
Voler

 

I hate...























ME!

 

I just lost the game

 

trash

 

Bastard! You just made me lose the game! I'd been winning for weeks

 

Im old. My friend is bald. I remarried, without divorcing. So many changes...

 

thinking that's a big life for a 14 yr old to have :tongue:

stupid Hobbycraft!

 

Its related (sorry) but Hobbycraft were having a sale round here...

My mates got cancer I really dont know what to do
Marriage is fun apparently i have two wives now...
Shoes and Leigh... I dont even remember the second wedding. And we renuewed the first ones vows so many times

I just have to talk/tell someone... Sorry again. Oh yeah and sorry about it being related.

Im scared. He cant die.