the off-topic thread

wine is good *hic*

 

Another one bites the dust. No seriously. Ks ma died. ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!! If its like this when im a young booger just imagine when im an OLD booger....

 

I Cant Sleep

 

Camomile and lemonnnnnnnnyyyyyyyummmm

 

What was i going to say again?

 

I'm feeling loveless
and empty
with nothing left to give
I'm feeling desperate
and lonely
With truths
That could not fade
"Sometimes we just have to be our own saviors"
I can't keep waiting
Some days I think
I will just grow
Old
and
Crazy
and
Jaded
I feel empty and lonely
With nothing left to give
I'm loveless

 

Fear knocked at the door
Faith answered
No-one was there











haha this totally reminds me of those creepy signs they put outside churches or whatever. They have one at the church down the road with ebay-style font, that says "Jesus-buy in now" or some crap

It bugs me when they say things like "he died for your sins. Believe to get eternal life"

Although i saw one once that said "God is Love", which i was fond of

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA
RANDOM

 

Oh when you down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the Candy mountain cave,
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheering land,
Such a happy and joyful and perky merry land,
They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things,
oh so many things,
That will brighten up your day,
its impossible to wear a frown in Candy town,
Its the *becka* of the candy cave,
They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats,
candy rats, chocolate mats its a wonderland of sweets,
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells ring aloud as they march across the land,
Cherry streamers run across the sky into the ground.
turn around, look astounded its a dancing candy tree,
in the candy cave imagination runs so free,
so Charlie will you please go into the cave,

 

^ from Charlie goes to the Candy Mountain...

Charrrllliiieeeeeeee.... We're going on an adventuuuureeeeee... Come on Charrrrlliiiiieeeeeeeeee

 

I phone my mum when im down or things have gone wrong
Shes the wisest lady i know

 

Dear Mr A.Dmirer,

Thankyou for your query about my face. I am writing to inform you that my face was bequeathed to me by my Uncle, the Second Earl of Leicester. My entire family received our faces from his almost limitless stock which he is said to have purchased while holidaying in the Andes during the late 18th Century. It is commonly held that most of these faces were bought from a Venezuelan tribe (now extinct) known anecdotally as the Hatchers, whose faces were renowned throughout the Americas for their smarminess.

I hope this answers your question.

Love & kisses,
A.Robinson (Ms.)

hahaha i just read this, going through the thread because im now an insomniac

This is damn funneh

 

Why didnt it quotes?

 

You know you can hate me, you can hate me all you want, and really, it's no skin off my back, but don't smile to my face, and then talk about me behind my back.
There is no respect here, none. My door is open, I'm sitting right here, I can hear you.
Oh and PS, if you think the god damn bathrooms are gross, then FUCKING CLEAN IT and STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT.
I hate living with these people.
I fucking hate them.
God damn.
Grow the fuck up.
GROW UP before I SLAP YOU.

 

mmm brake fluid
tastes like pancreas

 

TV programmes with such a blatant bias, hiding facts and giving false information about such an important issue make me cry

 

Who remembers this?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rj9sb_KhIdo

 

CLASSIC
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2RqEud-8YfA

 

Well it was certainly a problem, but one we faced with dignity and aplomb.

 

I wish the moon was really a button. Thatd be much cooler