the off-topic thread

i don't care if eating your boogers is good for your immune system, it's disgusting and you should stop doing it in public.

 

Oh joy, another person added me to MSN wanting to cyber.

On another note.
I just scanned my computer and I had 25 trojons.
Must be all the porn. Haha.

 

i made a nice chicken and pinto bean green chile & lime soup today. we didn't have any tequila to splash in there, though. need to bake the cornbread but my baby is sleeping in my lap.

btw, the soup is lean, clean and totally beautiful. i'm so proud of it.

 

catch the pigeons, catch the pigeons!

you piece of salami!

 

so does your mum mate

 

Erm... 42?

 

but then i wouldn't have any left for me!

 

Do you think we'll see him on Sunday?

 

only when i get to wear my pink knickers.

 

Urrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh, fishy bananas.

 

Now sniff your finger

 

Snow. Still. Snowing.

 

You couldn't script it, you really couldn't.
Oh, wait..
^^

 

My computer has AIDS

 

Scientific studies show that just half a kettle of boiling water is more than enough to completely destroy a colony of ants.

 

Fuck, mind fucks.

 

So that's when I decided it'd be a good idea to dogtrot, right there, on top of her favorite grandfather clock.

 

no, really! i only have nine toes!! cow took off one of 'em.

 

You're twisting my melon, man.

 

it's going on a negative blutey