the off-topic thread

arty:

 

Midge the Elephant, Always a pleasure, unfortunately we havent got your order in yet - come again nxt week and we'll give it to you then. Yes. Yes. Ahh you must be so proud, hmmm, yer my Lindt had exactly the same problem -what you need is a good mop. Oh yes i know what you mean. Yes. Ahh no see we didnt do that. haha you could say that. Well ill see you again nxt week. Yes its been a pleasure. Byeeee...

 

My arms are numb:stunned: I need to wear more layers

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gJf7G08kMfA

Bangin tune

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jjrVg7eRHrc

 

Hahaha!



Oh my

Im all sleepy. Just eaten passion fruit. Passsion fruit make me very, very sleepy. Me no know why. hmmmm. Be back in a few hours or days

 

Hmmm i dunno why but more people seem to be racist now
people on here,
friends relatives,
the kid who sits in front of me in Maths,

This sucks. But i am so playing a trick of the Maths loser haha cos he doesnt know who i am on MSN apparently to him im a guy called Gary. Which will cme in useful.

 

We're looking rather spry this mafternoon!

 

arty:

heloo!

 

"I'm not sure if you have shoulders, but..."

 

I just answered the door in nothing but a towel because i was so desperate to get my wedding shoes
He was a gentleman and barely looked

 

Precisely my feelings at the moment
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w_2eqejvRNw

 

RANDOM GUYS FROM RANDOM COUNTRIES:

Stop adding me to msn without my consent (i duno why msn doesnt ask me to accept you as a friend) and making crude remarks and expecting me to talk or show you my boobs on webcam!

There are really very few things more offputting and makes you look incredibly low indeed. I mean really scummy. You dont even ask my name!

Im soon to be a married lady and i find it most distasteful indeed! Cream crackers?

I hope this message finds you in good health

Sir Winfred Bilbury

xxx

 

Sorry

 

hahaha that made me laugh ^

 

heh

heh heh

heh heh heh heh

 

i SHOULD be hungover, but i'm not. i think i'm the Alcoholic Avenger. :stunned:

 

That is SICK! BWAAAHAHAHA!!!

 

Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful... lol

 

Omigod I'm Elton John!