the off-topic thread

OI! Im not one of the Hipoaks cast...Im too old for that malarky now, they dont take anyone over 18 I dont think

 

Oyy!

And I've just had a PM saying 'dpn't blag it in other people's faces, it's rude' when I've never bought it up, it's other people teasing. Bloody hell...

Anyway I'm off to bed, night all

 

:smilielol5:

 

I might never come back if Im seen as one of the Hipoaks crew!

 

Joke:tongue:
I'd like to be the one who's blates too old and has been there from the start and runs the cafe or something:leaving:

 

Dontme Mr Joker

I think Id be the blonde one whos also a bit too old and used to go out with the floppy haired cafe owner but now just ponces around and has affairs

Well, thats the closest to my life Hollyoaks has, with the least drama. I mean Im not a heroin junky and I havent had numerous family members murdered by the local psycho. I havent been jilted or gangraped, or slept with my brother. I wonder why my lie isnt like on Hollyoaks

 

I wish I could make videos of stuff. Itd be fun to make a Hippyoaks opening Its not like I have a lot to do right now (Christmas mouse sigs anyone?)

 

Haha, you can be in my next film:tongue:

 

(Ill never let you forget you said that...I mean thats more or less a promise... *writes on calendar-Jons promise Ill be in his next film*)

 

Yay and indeed woo:tongue:

 

You cant wait

 

Anyway I suppose Id better crawl into bed. Its more fun that way

Nighto!

 

Nighto I'll be there in a minute

 

God I hate people.

 

I think hell be offended

 

So if a waffles stuck in the toaster and Ive turned off the power is it safe to knife it out? Or is there still a bit of lecky in there and my hunger for the potatoey snack would not be worth thr risk?

 

I'd unplug it but yes should be fine:leaving:
*waits for an explosion followed by a scream*

 

Don't stick anything metal in there without unplugging it! Done that before, got a nasty shock and ruined the toaster

 

I promise on my heart this is not a rick roll. NOW WATCH IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XFc9j5A1H0

 

Now someone's put my mind at rest can I have my voice back please?