the off-topic thread

that is early.. I have to reset my sleeping pattern back to normal, it's set on vampire at the moment..

 

Yeah, I had to miss my shift on Friday so I'm at work 6:30am-8am and 4pm-5:30pm tomorrow

 

Psh, you only have to work for 3 hours, be glad

 

Yeah but my job involves moving and being on my feet the whole time and lifting heavy stuff.

 

Presumably I deserved it all

 

Balls.

 

:grouphug:

 

ta :grouphug:

 

This insomnia is fucking ridiculous. On the plus side, I'm getting my assignment done. On the negative side, no sleep makes me into a zombie.

Oh and :grouphug: for maxi, though I ain't sure why..

 

What shall I do to cheer myself up?

-Sit infront of the Wii wrapped up in the duvet playing Paper Mario and scoffing waffles for hours
-Go out for a walk in the cold
-Give up hope and run away
-Phone a random number and hope theres someone supportive with a good sense of humour on the other end
-Go out and buy a can of bright red paint and splash it all over the walls to see the look on Mrs Snoopys face
-A combination of the above
-Other

?

 

Go out for a walk wrapped in the duvet... make waffles and take them with you. Phone a random number and offer them your Wii, then throw red paint over mrs snoopy.

 

I really like your thinking...apart from GIVE AWAY THE WII I think Scott would brutally murder me

But otherwise, I mean the plan is flawless. Good call Jonneh *goes to fetch duvet and slippers and put waffles in the toaster*

 

What are material possessions? The things you own end up owning you. True happiness can only be achieved by relinquishing these trivial concepts of ownership and embracing your sense of self as a being alone in the universe. We cannot truly own anything anyway in this transient existence.

Therefore you should give it to me.

 

But I like being owned by Mario and Luigi. It means I dont have to think about lifes inevitable traumas and the fact that Im pretty much useless. Am I useless to Princess Peach? Of course not, Im getting Mario to save her pretty little ass from the horrors of evil

So gerroff, tis mine

 

Huuungry, off to get cheese salad I think now.

 

Damn I thought that might just work

 

Im not THAT much of a hippy that I dont realise without my crutches Id fall down and break into a thousand meaningless pieces. What do you take me for?

 

enjoy your salad Ny

 

I just want a wii:willy_nilly: