the off-topic thread

I've got the munchies and I'm eating a bowl of chips yum

 

Got bitten by a duck. He call himself Daffy.

I like the feet.

 

Bamangoes!!!! yay bamangoes!!

 

Im eating a lot more than usual

:that very worried looking face:

 

i thought dodos were extinct

 

I wonder if dodos used to sleep a lot

 

where oh where can i buy dried papaya ... not dried mango ... dried papaya

 

Money worries

 

Once i worked in a Catholic nursery with 2 and 3 year olds (my favourite age group to work with)
Anyway before meals and snacks these poor little blighters were forced to queue up, bow before a statue of Jesus on a cross (damn scary-looking thing) in turn, then sit at their tables perfectly still with their hands together, then chant in unison:
"From my head to my heart from my shoulder to my shoulder i believe in you lord Jesus who died for us" (and do the cross on the body actions)
Poor little buggers. I felt so guilty making them do that, half of them were still in nappies. Thank God i was sacked in the end (for being vegan and lactose intolerant)

Thats my rant

 

A guy walked into a Hearing aid department store and the customer asked the receptionist if this was the place for the hearing aids. The receptionist replied, "Pardon".

It isn't my nature to complain, but today of all days I would like to speak to the manager.

Lisa Simpson. Wow, She reminds me of that kind of girl that appears in the year 2032 in a haven of 80's Running Man music. I said too much.

 

You can never say too much. I need water. My friends a chutter.

If ninas totally nutty and Jontis allergic to nuts surely Jonti is allergic to Nina. But when i told them this they gave me looks. whats up with that??

 

Continents are just the tops of huge underwater mountains!

 

I am currently wearing a hat

 

Im making apple pie tonight. And i bloody love apple pie! With cinnamon...and banana ice cream...ahhh

And thats actually my biggest excitement for the afternoon

 

Little miss bloody tristesse

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

 

Rice dream is way too watery and sweet for cereal. I mean i dont even want to eat cereal but its all we have. And i dont want bloody Rice Dream, why the hell do we have it, who bought it, for smegs sake, i think i just cracked and the final straw was a watery mushed up rice drink

Blimey

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac