the off-topic thread

Nah, I might feel ill and grumpy but I'm not nasty enough to tell you summat you prolly already know.

 

Oh go on.. I feel like laughing at weak attempts to insult me.

 

Weak attempts? I don't FUCKING want to insult you, hence why I'm not fucking saying anything.

 

OK OK.. I'm actually genuinely curious now
If you don't wanna insult me, phrase it in roundabout language

 

Oh bloody hell. I'll say it if you say what you declined from saying...

 

All I was gonna say is that bloke still looks like a ****.

 

I was gonna say he was better looking than you.

No more said on the matter.

 

Fairy nuff.. he is

But then I could enter the gurning championships without trying

 

I'm going to buy shares in (lidls) kleenex and cough sweets...

 

Bow now badabanow now nooowwww
If anyone guesses what that was theyre either a genius or watch too much really awful TV

 

Is that deal or no deal? :leaving:

 

euh nohehe

Ugh I cant stop eating. Im actually starting to gain a bit of weight now...theres a first. Popping out of me jeans I am. I need to start exercising reasonably again

 

This conversation would be much better yelled at high volume by drunken voices in the street late at night.:lurk5:

 

Hollyoaks?:tongue:

 

:smilielol5:Now I KNOW you watch it every evening You know which bit of the tune it is and everything, dont you?

 

It's the intro, obv:tongue:

 

:rofl:

 

Or could be the end bit But they're very similar. Not that I watch it or nuffing! I don't even watch it! What you on about!

 

U blaterz watch et every nyte...ur lovin it like macdonalds innit...brap brap!!!!!11! N u fancy em all. Am I ryte or am I rite? Right

Im not buying this "or could it be" nonsense JonnehYou know its the classic end bit tune

 

Thing is maxi.. you knew how to render it phonetically

Who blates watches it now?