the off-topic thread

Im really not looking forward to the birth

 

aye, but who needs to concentrate at this time of night?

my sole task for the evening is to watch The Singing Detective

 

It'll be a wonderful occasion.. you should video it for posterity :cheers2:

 

The...


....Horror...

 

I seriously cant fart. I think Ive only ever farted (whilst awake and that I know of) about twice in ym life. And I get all bloated. They come UP ok, but never down...Scott used to think I was just being overly polite until 4 years passed and he never heard me fart:smilielol5:freak. Maybe Ill just explose one day

 

There is probably someone on the other side of the world who gets all your farts

 

I dont think parallel universe me would have buttocks anymore. They may even be inside out

EDIT-Actually, that sounds really grim:smilielol5:Im going to stop now

 

http://maxi.asplode.net/

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Please, a few more days. Ill do fart-making yoga and eat beans. No explosing! Or asploding for that matter!

 

Final design.. flames round the outside, inside a sunny scene with mushies ^_^ the Japanese symbol is "Ai", or 'harmony'.



O'course, it isn't coloured yet. My talents don't lean in that direction..

 

My mum just asked me to send a present she sent me ages ago BACK to her

 

mmmmbiscuits

 

malted milks!

 

Man this place is dead these days:bigear:

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuxbikN0-4

 

it is. and whenever it gets going i seem to be asleep or otherwise engaged........life is cruel, its a conspiracy!!

 

*tumble weed*

 

Its driving me insane, I cant tell if there are 2 lines or 1

*ups the drama Hollyoaks style*


No really

 

Youve all gone now havent you?

 

Light up, Light up
If only you haaad the choice

Where's a better place to revise? A coffee shop, wetherspoons or a supermarket cafe?