the off-topic thread

He is soo beautiful, no man should be that beautiful!!!!!

 

I enter a dream where all the colours have flavours and tastes. Green is like spearmint. Blue is like Blueberry, and yellow is like mango. Pink is like shrimp and black is like dark chocolate, gently curled around white icecream with hidden traces of pecan nut and malibu. Red is like strawberry and indigo is like a cross between lemon and lime, wrapped delicately around a Devonshire fudge cube. Gold is like caramel with chocolate and honeycomb nuggets. Bronze is like toffee.

I haven't even begun on some of the colours of Heaven

 

I am back from Barcelona. It was amazing, twas the best trip ever! And now i fancy someone which is tad annoying since i dont like them [if that makes sense]. Oh sugar... i have much to say which i cant be bothered to. just one thing

I LIKE CHICKEN
I LIKE LIVER
MIOW MIX MIOW MIX
PLEASE DELIVER

singing that again and again won my friend the eurovision award thing. they gave awards on the last night. was funny. best quote was won by luke
"so luke, whats your favourite day been so far?"
"tomorrow sir,"

 

We had awards at school when we were away, I won the 'Help the homeless' award for aiding a friend to find a new tent! I liked my school, my house was brilliant, can understand Tom's obsession with wanted to stay at teach at his oll school. Good old rugger teachers were fun.

 

i won early bird for waking early for yoga stuff...
My roommate won loudest person on floor 2,
this guy won sorry seems to be the hardest word cos he said sorry so many times! twas good...
one guy won the all rounder... cos he was the guy that helped his mates out etc...

that was so fun... but now im really lonely... its weird

 

but it does, and they didnt

 

Awwww we're here!! I loved going away with school, rules were so much more relaxed and teachers were much more fun.

 

Strawberries and creme and a bottle of rum

 

This is your life. It doesn't get any better than this.

 

This: "^"

What's it for?

^^^

I mean what's it for?

 

Its an eye. So ^^ is a happy person sorta thing... ^.^ is a happy cat/dog/thing.

And yes sirreee woo for you guys and hip!
the teachers certainly were more fun lol... they were a bit strange...

 

But it must have had a use prior to the advent of emoticons:hysterica
I can't think of a single "proper" use for the ^ key :hysterica

 

They make me sick. How theyre so blatant, like theyre doing nothing wrong. I hate how many times ive cried because of them

end

 

Why can't people leave me be? I know what I am doing and he is not that bad. People should stop interfering!

 

Interfering is fun. passes the time. The ^ key could be an arrow but other than that im pretty sure (from the small glimpses of my ma's programming and whatnot books) its used in IT stuff... Programming or engineering or whatever else it is they do all day long.


i talk rather alot. and i havent even finished.

 

Oooh I do hate people who interfere! Especially when people don't have any good reason to, or when they think they know best.

I'm addicted to museli at the moment, which is strange because I didn't like it before.

Also why do alot of the smilies not look like what they are supposed to be? It bugs me.

 

lol... Feeling as loved as a vodka shot!
actually my friend just said that too me...

 

Well.

Well well well.

Welly welly welly well.

Well then.

Well.

 

Anyone want to go to work for me? Don't really want to go in today, plus I had too much chocolate for breakfast and feel slightly ill

 

I'LL GO! I'LL GO!!

anything to get away from here...

EDIT: i think Lithium should get some wellington boots.