the off-topic thread

Excellent you have an hour!

 

I hope you dont mind, i hope you dont mind, that i put down in words
How terrible life is...while youre in the world
Acting like nothing happened

 

Oops i forgot to go...

Its supposed to be a Prodigy Special but is it just me or are they just playing differnet versions of the same song??

 

First stick them in a pan of boiling water-alive. Then season with dried paprika and then crush squirrel until the water turns into a soup.

 

Yeah thanks for that! I have just got back and am very tired! And I have some type of allergic reaction on my hands, not a happy bunny!

 

You know what really grinds my gears...
Our local paper throwing the word "woman" about the place everywhere..."woman police officer so and so"..."woman driver Mrs Jones"...Have we REALLY not grown out of this nonsense yet? Why is it not "man driver John Banks" or "Male firefighter Robbie Dawson"? How annoying In their most recent articule the lady was named Jane...how many men called Jane do you know? And would it alter the story at all if Jane was infact a man? No, it wouldnt. ALRIGHT!?

 

Well I'll tell you what...

 

Zomg that reminds me...

 

It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
Bumped his head
And he went to bed
And he couldn't get up in the morning

 

Hmmm I bought a new organic lip balm this morning and it's very odd. It's more like a scrub and it makes my lips feel very light. I'm not sure about it yet.

 

I hate the pussycat girls.
I think theyre one of the first bands i ever hated.
If you could call them a band.

 

Balloons and joy and sweetpeas in the rain

 

I want to poke everyone with a big stick

 

I want to be poked with a big stick

 

Why is Simon Cowell so attractive?

 

Because you're blind. And deaf.

 

It's ok, you can admit that you love him, he is the man everyone wants to be.

 

Heh, he took a real dislike to me when I met him:tongue:

 

Oh yes, I forgot! You lucky lucky thing! Maybe your outstanding talent was too much for him!

 

Went all the way to a bunny sanctuary in Bristol, which took a few trains and buses, to pick up a little boyfriend for our Luna

Looked through all the boys. Felt very torn as they were all sweethearts and the lady was very kind. In the end picked out a boy she was calling "Hula" because he tugged on our clothes and had adorable chops and a moustache. We think well call him Earl

Came home, which was a very long treck and made my legs turn to jelly. Scott has the flu too so there i was trying to comfort him, carry a bunny in a very awkward carrycase without frightening him, and work out which direction to go. Made it onto the train, where bunny proceeded to give me the biggest fright ive had in a long time. I thought he was dead. Stressed rabbits are usually on alert, ears up, noses twitching quickly, fast breathing...there he was conked out, lying flat, nose not going at all. I panicked, shook the carrycase, half screamed "hes not responding!"...only for him to casually get up, yawn, and go back to his kip. Confident bunny