The OFFICAL Erotic Stoners Thread.. REVIVED

hahaha I never realized my dick could have such an impact

 

That's what happens when all I see is pussy for four long years... haha

 

What's wrong with that? haha

 

im pretty sure i've only seen pussy since who knows how long.. and im not complainin lol

 

Well, speaking from a females perspective, pussy lacks that "WOW" factor that one gets when they see a delicious looking dick, you know? I've NEVER thought "DAMMMNN, girl, that's a nice pussy". I'm always just like "Hey look, you are drunk and naked of my bed again. And hey! You have a vagina, that's nice. Let's do things"

 

hahahaha girl you crack me up.. God dick is the shit.. shit.. Im fucking horny as shit..

 

I don't understand why anyone, male or female, would choose a dick over a pussy. Pussies are so fuckin beautiful, and tasty even. Dicks look like tools, while I consider pussy to be the physical representation of happiness

 

So, do something about it

 

some chicks have to love dick. Otherwise every lady will be a lesbian and
that means no pussy for any dudes.


But your last statement is very very true.

 

not to mention its great when you got a girl that LOVES and i mean worships your cock...

 

Yeah, but dicks are tools that were created for vaginas. And that's beautiful. Two woman can try in vain to share that pleasure that only a man and a woman can have of literally combining two bodies, parts of yourself that are sacred and powerful merging into one another, but that is impossible with two pussies. Using strap ons and vibrators is just like trying so so so hard to have the real thing but it never feels genuine too me.

 

Dicks are beautiful. They serve a purpouse that nothing else can mimic. no matter how expensive, state-of-the-art real feeling it says nothing compares to a live hard dick with a man attached to it. Yall dont understand what it feels like to take someone into your body and have it radiate through every part of your body even through moans and whimpers through your mouth. Whew.. I think a record worthy session is in order..

 

oh and brian check ur gmail..

 

Holy shit I want in on this crazy internet love triangle, I can pay you in teacups?

 

Apparently, this is the pic Hilder wants me to post of her cleavage/bong. Nice titties, huh?

 

Sure, dicks serve a purpose and I love having a dick, but that doesn't mean they aren't absolutely hideous. lol Just because they are necessary doesn't mean I have to find them beautiful. haha

 

Ooo hilder... Lookin good

 

thanks thisisme, and brian, oh how wrong you are..On and the pic, notice the Bong is smokin and its some good ass skunk.. that was an awesome hit :sifone:

 

I can't help it if I'm wrong. Dick just isn't for me. lol There's nothing wrong with anyone, male or female, liking dick, but I just don't understand. haha Poosy pwns weiner.

 

^ agree with you...
**Sign** i dont have big boobs