The OFFICAL Erotic Stoners Thread.. REVIVED

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Aug 3, 2008.

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  1. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    Most men don't know what they have until it's to late. I am sure you are a sexified chick. I would love nothing better than to smoke with you in the nude and watch you touch yourself then well............... Ok, time to stop.
     
  2. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    There's lotsa possible reasons, the most simple explanation I can think is because he wants to stay loyal to his girlfriend, and either she won't let him see you or he would feel guilty and/or tempted if he did see you
     
  3. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    I keed. :D
     
  4. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    ^^^ its probably the truth..
     
  5. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    I'll tell you what i tell everyone.. Girls are bitches go gay
    Of course theirs always a few who wont follow the mtv generation.
    Its funny, ive noticed that the new thing this year to for all the girls to be Bi
    when will ppl learn to just be themselves?
     
  6. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    Its Okay, im 17yrs old and i barely got my permit, im just not a fan of driving.
    I imagine that you have to have it for a whole year before you can drive without supervision (someone over 18)
     
  7. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    Edit: oops, posted this on the wrong name
     
  8. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Close we have to have it for 9 months before we can get a license. I am going to have to say that the last picture of you was just, woww :D
     
  9. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    haha sasha, i was bi before it was popular... but i'm pretty picky about girls.
    you're definitely hott tho ;)
    i'm not digging all the fake people surfacing who care only about themselves and not the people and the world around them... but fortunately there will always be bright, talented, fun people to balance them out, and those people are much sexier than the cookie cutter dough brained mofos running loose
    being yourself is fucking underrated.
     
  10. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    Well i try...
    hehe sexy never left, Everyone has it
     
  11. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    some people let it go along w/ themselves
     
  12. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    Miracle I'm no expert on dating but my professional final diagnosis is that the guy is a complete douche? I think anyone with a sex drive would wanna toke up nekkid with you as you lose your self-control bit by bit and give in to wanton carnality.

    This thread gets me hot and bothered!
     
  13. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    Aww,... I have horrible horrible news.
    Not only cant i get layed. but my doctor is actually making me go on a no sex diet
     
  14. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    And why would he make you do that?
     
  15. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    Bcuz im on some kind of pills that if a pregnacy accurs it could be very dangerous or whatever.
    N my moms a stuburn catholics who disapproves of birth control... haha backup she doesnt believe in pre-marital sex
     
  16. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    I understand as I too have a dear old catholic mother :rolleyes:

    He is just saying that pregnancy would be bad, have your boy sheath up lol
     
  17. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    ^ yea xcept there is no boy, Im not gettin any period
     
  18. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Yep. He is certainly missing out. It's his loss.
    I think he was intimidated by me.
    Because I'm 20 and he's 28 and I'm already better in bed than he is.
    I mean, I had to show him what was up, lol.

    I think some people are just born good lovers.
    I believe I am one of them. :)
    So, he is definitely missing out on some good lovin'.
    Especially seeing as how I think about sex 24/7.
    And I want it all the fucking time. What guy could turn that down?
     
  19. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    But they broke up. We continued to sleep together ( before and after that ) and then... I don't hear from him in almost a month, so I went up to his work to say hey and see if he wanted to go do something after work and said he got back with Catie and I couldn't believe it. BUT after we smoked around the block and once we pulled back into the parking lot, he took me to the back of the store and into the bathroom, fucked me and then I left. Well, I thought we were going to continue being "buddies" and then that was it. No more sex. He was the only fuck buddy I had left. And there's no one else that I'm even remotely interested in having sex with in my town. I'd rather have sex with some of the guys here on the forums. :wink:
     
  20. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    How big is the city you live in? Can't be that big or else YOU would be gettin some.
     
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