The 'oh my word' game

Ever since I mentioned his dislike of oral sex to indescribablity Alex714 has suddenly become very hostile.

subject: career choices
word: masturbate

 

don't masterbate in front of your career choices adviser, its unprofessional and doesn't bode well for future prospects

subject scrotum word dilemma
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having masturbated infront of my career choices officer,she leaned back in her chair,scratching her head.'whats wrong' I asked.'I'm in a dilemma,mr paddler',she replied,'as wether or not to suggest you go and join the army for the next 5 years,or wether i should just put you on an arts degree and get my tongue around your manly scrotum'

subject: cooking word: kermit

 

the minuet kermit saw Miss Piggies tits he said 'my god love they're cooking'
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subject: personnal responsibilty word:fart

 

You smell like cabbage old man! said the blonde cheerleader to the tramp - why don't you start looking after yourself a bit more.'bollocks' he growled and let out a trumpeting 40 minute long fart that even she would've been proud of.

subject: world peace word: beard

 

If we could achieve world peace, the man with the beard in the sky would be soooo proud
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subject: music tastes word:urine
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mmm,nash,yumyum this westlife cd is ok on a bun with tomato sauce - think i might wash it down with a bottle of charlotte churches urine

subject: time difference word: sleep

 

growing up in Bogna, our house, like most English houses, was so big that there was a time difference of over five minuets, so when mother called up to me to ask if I wanted to sleep over at bens tonight, I ran down to the kitchen and got there before the question had left her lips- and thats true that is
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subject:working nights wordineapple
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I got so tired working nights, that when I hopped into bed with my vibrator I realized that I had brought a ineapple spear instead.

 

u forgot the subject/word thats ok though I forgot what day it is

 

ooops, ok so

subject: Alberta word: caribou poop

 

so i was dating this student girl from edmont - she was married but had had her genitals removed and she suggested we go hiking in alaska - it was going ok until I slid on a frozen splat on caribou poop and slipped a disc - luckily it was only a madonna cd so we just shagged each other like it was christmas

subject: darth vader word: disco

 

don't take darth vader to a disco, his legs don't bend properally

subject:the big brother tv programme word:lettice
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I liked the reality show sort of like big brother where the naked girl layed on the table and Mini Me tried to pull lettuce out of her vagina.

subject : crab fisherman word: wife

 

The Crab fisherman went crab fishing one day and came home and gave his Wife crabs....

Subject: Nikes Word: Pubic Lice

 

so i went to the club - smiling and feeling shit hot cos of wearing my brand new cool clothes and boots - 'hey little baby - you wanna make some history' i said adjusting my medallion.bitch gave me pubic lice

subject: at a festival word: sunset

 

theres nothing like enjoying a sunset with all your friends at a festival, it always looks even more beautiful- mind you i don't expect its got anything do to with the fact everyones high on pot

subject:window cleaning word:stump
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When I do my spring cleaning I often have to clean all my windows from the outside. The power washer works well, and I stand on a stump for the hard to reach places in the back.

subject: high school word: crack

 

so often i would wish that there was a huge crack in my high school and that the whole F***ing building would fall down

subject:sex word:mouthwash
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Ok ladies I will now share my secrets to long and successful sex sessions. Number one, keep you privates clean and smelling fresh and number two is using mouthwash. Men like the tingly feeling of the mint on their lips and on their nether regions it feels pretty good as well.

subject kindergarten teachers

word vomit