The 'oh my word' game

LOL!

 

kindergarten teachers who eat their kindergarteners probably vomit after eating too many.



subject: public bathrooms

word: syphillis

 

despite popular belief you can't catch syphillis from sitting on a public bathroom toilet seat, you probably can catch it from the attendant there if you really want it as he's dirty

subject:world peace word: panty hose
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if everyone wore panty hose - you name it - policemen,soldiers,judges, the world would probably be a much safer place

subject: signpost word: moon

 

because theres no signpost to the moon, I often wonder how anyones got there

subject: stamp collecting word: prejudice
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I know a racist guy. His hobby is stamp collecting, but he won't use stamps in his collection if they belong to a country that does not allow slavery.

Subject: Digital Pianos, Word: Insulin

 

after playing some ELO inspired tunes on his favourite electric pianos, the guy with the wild mane of curly black hair picked up an insulin syringe and threw it at the dart board.

(i so suck at this)

subject: weightlessness word: hubris

 

don't put too much faith in your weightlessness, history would suggest that hubris comes before a fall

subject: picking your nose word: classic
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Picking your nose and eating it is a classic sign of a condition known as REM - Retards Eating Mucus.


Subject: masturbation, Word: catgut

 

after our catgut caught masterbating we had him neutred, in fear that he may impregnate another pussy
I know its a streach, but this one had me stumped and it had halted the game!

subject: computer programming word:grandma
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My granda watching the news is an example of computer programming.

Subject: guitars, Word: toothpaste

 

My friend said that if I put toothpaste on my guitar, it would help it play better, so I did and it buggered it, so I decked the stupid tart
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subject: popular fiction word: piles
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Much of popular fiction is akin to piles of dog shit

Subject: Bob Dylan, Word: narrow eurethra (I'm being mean to poor Bobby)

 

Bob Dylan never had time to look at my narrow eurethra and that really hurt me, but not as much as when I got a urine infection and pee's liquid fire out of it

Subject: Karen Carpenter Word: banquet
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"a voice like an angel" is what many people have said,but she had many problems and was very underweight.I would like to have taken her to a banquet just to chat and find out a bit more about her - but alas it was not to be

subject getting arrested word baker

 

In my hometown a baker got arrested for hanging this sign outside his shop:

We make cakes for smuggling! Contents found 76% less than in non-professional smuggling cakes. Est 1933.


Subject: amplification, Word: squid

 

There are certain places that are just naturally good for amplifying sound, we call them natural ampitheaters. The ancient Greeks used them a lot. I like to go to one nearby, with my pet squid, and give long monologues about the importance of keeping one's ink gland clean and free of parasites. Not too many people attend, but I feel I'm making a difference.

Subject: Telecommunications
Word: Toenail

 

I like to engage in telecommunications while clipping my toe-nail (I only have one toe)

Subject: pillows
Word: mucus

 

If you find yourself having problems with wet pillows, may I suggest a plastic guard, with a small track and run-off basin system that will catch any mucus that drips from your mouth while sleeping. It may also be used to catch drool from your non-suspecting partner, or the occasional bit of vomit from a sick toddler. You can purchase the Star Frit Mucus-Trapper on EBAY for 19.99 usd.

subject: religion

word: dung

 

My religion venerates dung.

Subject: anteaters

Word: ants