Balderdash: A spray bottle allowing for a dash of liquid to spread on ones head if they want to grow more hair. Present (multiple definitions expected)
Present= sent ahead before it is sent....:coffee: a slight misspelling of what to do with that ant crawling on the screen:coffee: Next word=Download
Stogie- a tiny wig made of lambs wool to cover shaved vaginas, also known as snatchlettes. Plumbers putty & soy sauce heated with a burning candle can be used as an adhesive. Next word-Turquoise
Haphazard: A type of hash so potent that people substitute a p where the s should be and present it with a warning. Drifting
employable-Term used by giants to describe fruit ripe on the elderberry bush that can only be plucked from the vines by parrots. Next word- Hoist
Inappropriate: A term used since the millenium to describe the majority of bills passed through Congress. Drastic
essential - An oil used to fry halibut and chicken mcnuggets that can only be used on the second Tuesday of the month. next word: Pompous
Pompous: A highly esteemed feline courtesan peculiar to the reign of the sun-god Louis 14th. Next word: Dolphin.
Dolphin: GPS unit implanted in your brain using nano-tech that can be used only while scuba diving Next word: Transnational
Transnational=one for ezample of scandinavian or anglo descent having moved to say, Thailand and had the hormonal and surgical treatments in order to become Thai ladyboys..... Next word: nothing
Nothing: New Breakfast Cereal For Eunuchs. Chose From Crunchy Cina-Nut or Nut-Tastic Flavors! Next word: Paralysis
Shoreline - A bump of cocaine that can be safely snorted, without fear of it blowing away, while at the beach. Next word: Metaphysical