The Online Fictionary Vol. 1

Metaphysical: Going to the doctor for an annual check up in a big city.

vegetables

 

Vegetables: long rows of tables, usually set up for individuals planning a gregarious night out.


Audacity

 

Audacity = a local dilect version of Audi City a mega auto dealership...

Next word: absolutely

 

Absolutely: People use this word when they completely disagree with you,and have no intention of following your wise instruction.

Next word: Avuncular.

 

A Avuncular= Vagan member of a religous order devoted to wearing curlers

Next word; satisfy

 

satisfy: Sitting down to a generous meal of stir fried vegetables.

Yoga

 

yoga: a group of nomadic, angry people who tend to fart when engaged in sexual activities.

incognito

 

Incognito-A term used to describe the worker cogs when they disengage from the machine

Next word- Serendipity

 

Serendipity - a interstellar cloud of dust, hydrogen, helium and other ionized gases.

Next word : Dysplagia

 

dysplagia- slang term for a clever put-down verbally tossed around by midgets on DMT

Aphrodisiac

 

A pill taken by black people with afro hair styles to stop there hair from getting dizzy.

Next word: Misanthrope

 

Misanthrope = A failed attempt to lasso an antelope.....

Next word: defenestrate

 

Defenestrate: Throwing windows down the stairs in a Moscow suburb.

Next word: Majestic.

 

Majestic = Dowager Mother of the Court Jester which explains her nervous tic......

Next word: Jobless

 

Jobless: A definition of the lesser known spotted Fairlight.

Next word: Gigabyte.

 

Gigabyte= ouch!

Next word: Totaled

 

totaled- The sum collection of items in a retail store.



Habit

 

Habit: A hobbit with a heroin addiction.

Next word: Nudity

 

Nudity = the condition of being new and virgin.....

Next word: Guests

 

Guests: guessing what sts means on a daily basis

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