The Online Fictionary Vol. 1

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  1. Ranger

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    etiquette: ate a quette, a French casserole

    Next word: wedding
     
  2. Spectacles

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    Wedding: a ceremony where you promise your entire life to someone and then honor your word only 50% of the time.

    Or/ Spending more money than you have for down payment on a home on a one day event.

    Fantastic
     
  3. guerillabedlam

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    Fantastic: Unusual behavior exhibited by rabid fans.


    Procrastinate
     
  4. Spectacles

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    Procrastinate: A professional jerk who is crass and obstinate.

    vacation
     
  5. guerillabedlam

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    Vacation - what speeches given by the Vatican are called.



    Pontificate
     
  6. Ranger

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    Pontificate = a reference to the Pope's latest meal....

    Intelligence:
     
  7. Spectacles

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    Intelligence: Gents coming in to tell us something we already know but using words that we never heard before.
    Military Intelligence: oxymoron.


    oxymoron
     
  8. Ranger

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    oxymoron = over large muscular person who finds it needful to remove ons shoes inorder to count beyond ten....

    spayed
     
  9. Spectacles

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    Spayed: Safety mechanism for not overpopulating a protected species.

    Occupy
     
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    Occupy : similar to shepards pie but made with octopi
     
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    Next word: Fathom
     
  12. Ranger

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    Fathom : an overly large home....

    NW= Castle
     
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    Castle: Getting hassled in your overly large home...

    Next word: Suburban.
     
  14. guerillabedlam

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    Suburban: Underground hangouts that sell whiskey.


    malfunction
     
  15. Marebare

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    malfunction: a gastric problem caused by ingesting too much sperm

    Bon Jovi
     
  16. Aerianne

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    Bon Jovi- A good many Jove's.

    Next word: Dismemberment
     
  17. Marebare

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    Dismemberment: The act of separating an elderly lady from her purse

    Orgasm
     
  18. Aerianne

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    Orgasm - Muscular spasm in calf muscle while playing the pedal organ.

    Next word: Cobalt
     
  19. Marebare

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    Cobalt: A nasty throat condition that prevents women from doing deep throated oral sex

    Next Word: Copper
     
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    Copper - a traditional winter festival thrown by forest animals in honor of banana pudding.

    Breach
     

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