Wedding: a ceremony where you promise your entire life to someone and then honor your word only 50% of the time. Or/ Spending more money than you have for down payment on a home on a one day event. Fantastic
Intelligence: Gents coming in to tell us something we already know but using words that we never heard before. Military Intelligence: oxymoron. oxymoron
oxymoron = over large muscular person who finds it needful to remove ons shoes inorder to count beyond ten.... spayed
Cobalt: A nasty throat condition that prevents women from doing deep throated oral sex Next Word: Copper