the other question on everyone's mind

Oh... just be proud of it Show it off

 

Hey, what causes those "random" hard-ons, anyway? I mean, without any direct sexual stimulation, and if you're not thinking about sex, how does it happen? Especially in the mornings....

 

In the mornings it just may be our penis reminding us, hey im here make me happy!
and alot of things can give you a hard on, riding on a bumpy bus, being naked and a nice breeze. and theyt can lead to many auckward situations

And 3 inch in around is nto like 3 coke cans, its not that wide at all.

Unless i am grossly underesmtimating myself as compaired to others

 

I can sign my name in the snow too...think of another perk...

 

What is the claim, that a man thinks about sex in someway once every seven minutes? that probably has something to do with the random hardons.


Morningwood is a biological thing, it is to prevent a guy from pissing the bed.

 

i think it's once ever six seconds (as in we spend one sixth of our life thinking about sex....but that doesnt mean every six seconds we think of sex for one second)

and 3 inches in diameter is less than 2 coke cans. 3 inches in circumfrence is like....well....i just measured a christmas light bulb, and it was 4 inches in circumfrence.

 

Its pretty ok, I wouldn't leave home without it.

Sometimes I just get errections at random times, without any kinda stimulation or thoughts about sex or anything, it just kinda 'checks in' once in a while, to let me know its still working. Its tough when your just sitting at some kinda public gathering or something and you realise you shouldn't stand up.

Also sucks if your trying to get some freakin' sleep and your dumb ass errection is sitting there saying, hey whats up, and you just wanna scream, 'go the fuck to bed!'

Its great though.

 

Peeing in the morning with an erection sucks.

Other than that it's a good thing to have a dick cuz we (me and me bitches) need it. Plus it points the north pole when erected

 

Having a penis is like having a best friend. He's always there for you. He knows your deepest secrets and knows everyone you've slept with. He can be a guiding force. He gives you warmth when your hands are cold. He keeps you company on those cold lonely nights. He knows what you like and don't like. He really is like my best friend and I love to spend time with him. He's a normal seven inches when erect and has a beautiful head (even tho I'm pissed that noone ever asked me if I wanted to be circumscised) that really looks like a german WWII helmet. He's just the coolest and everyone I know thats ever met him loves him...he's just a great guy!

 

johnnyx, i think you're answer is my favorite so far.

 

Mine's an average size, prolly five or six inches erect. To make this topic interesting to me, I would wonder what really hung guys experience. Do they get as much fulfillment as the average man, or more? I remember seeing this huge guy in a porno where he could only get a few inches in when having sex. I thought that that couldn't be very satisfying, though his eyes did cross when he got off. It would seem like a foot long cock would take a vagina and two hands to satisfy. Well, Hung Solos, let us know.


Also, being average works well for me since any more and my wife would get a bit too much of a work out down there. As it is it's pretty easy to get it into the cervix opening for an extra scream.

 

does it grow when its erect? everyone who's given their measurement, say that's the size when erect.

 

Yeah its hell having a 31'' cock,

Anyway mine's number 7'' and thats perfect, it hurts them which makes me feel good but not too much so that makes them feel good.

Anyway again, having a penis is great, we can pee standing up (properly), if we get stung by a jellyfish its easier to point at the sting and lastly the balls make my face hairy.

It does have bad points, like when it gets kicked.

 

What's it like to have a dick? It's probably like having breasts -- you don't notice your dick until conditions change. Changing conditions might mean seeing a pretty woman, or getting cold, or getting squeezed too much in pants, or needing to go, or being touched, or any number of things.

 

You use yours to gauge temperature turtle? thats gotta get you into trouble...

 

Its always telling me to do stuff that i'll never get to do, or which would be a hell of a lot of work to get the chance to do. But some of the stuff it makes me want to do is a heck of a lot of fun, and it helps out quite a bit in acomplishing them.

Its like having a crazy buddy that always wants to drive to mexico or go get some ilegal fireworks, or some crap like that, it can lead to some awesome fun, and it can get you in a hell of a lot of trouble.

 

yea, it grows a lot. most guys are probably the exact same size when in non erect mode.