The Penis Monologues

Bwahahahahahahaha! That's classic! :lol:

I love you tiger!

 

haha, it is possible to OD from Enzyte???

 

Ask tiger.

 

what's OD??and enzyte??are these afrodisiacs??

tiger

 

My penis is like a 7-Eleven, clean and reliable but closed on christmas.

 

Haha... Now that is creative and very humoris.

 

My penis is also like a drive in movie....it's good for a couple hours, and everyone comes by on friday night to sit and stare at it for awhile.

 

Haha... that must be one hell of a penis. Now that's a good one. I like it, I like it a lot.

 

My penis is like a garden hose flexible, and smells like rubber.

 

You'd like it even more if, well....:X hehehehe

 

If that was the case I don't know how I would about that penis. Haha.

My penis is like a lighthouse, it can be seen from miles and has no complaints about the wet conditions of the job.

 

Very nice.

My penis is like The Backstreet Boys...

Now matter how sick of it you may be, you can't get it out of your head.

 

hahaha...

My penis is like a rockstar, up all night, famous among all the woman, and oh so pretty.

 

my penis is like milk...it comes in quarts...

 

My penis is like a professional athlete. You have to keep it wrapped after a long workout, and sometimes, it will give you an autograph

 

this thread is giving me a warm tingly sensation.

 

My penis is like a warm sunny day at the beach in a hammock with a rum drink in a coconut and lots of hardcore sex.

 

I lay in my front yard, naked, on days off and my penis acts as a sundial.I get a nice tan and passerbys can tell what time it is.

 

My penis is like a redwood with a hole cut out of the middle to drive cars through, execpt no hole, not actual woold and about a 100 feet smaller.

 

My penis has had a rough day. :X