The Perks of Being A Woman

that's what i was thinking....

 

Soon enough people will just be walking around with tubes stuck up their urethra and ass... and they'll just be shitting a will. There will be dump stations every block to which you can connect your tube in order to dispose of the gathered waste.

Maybe I should patent that idea... never underestimate human laziness

 

that's just fucking wrong...but like you said, never underestimate human laziness....

 

I remember seeing an infomercial once that was advertising this thingy you can piss into at night so that you don't have to get out of bed and walk the 2 meters to the bathroom.

Amazing.

 

Why not just recycle mayo bottles?

 

i knew a few people who had medical problems, where they had to urinate into a bag, and empty it. but they had an actual problem. i definitely can see regular people being that lazy though...lazy bastards

 

The tradition of using bedpans goes back thousands of years


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way to promote recycling!

 

Yeah... but this was this weird ass condom like thing that you're supposed to attach to your penis and you just... piss whenever you feel like it.

Convenient... yes... but honestly...

 

haha, you just fill up hte balloon with piss and empty in the morning

 

Or just get up and go to the bathroom...

Lazy lazy gringo punieteros!

 

yea i know...seriouslly...fuck man, i have to walk down the damn stairs to go the bathroom at night when sleeping.

fuck being that lazy

 

I don't really like going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

But it's kind of an awesome feeling when you wake up, get up...and when you get back to bed you realize that you still got like another couple of hours of pure fucken awesome sleep.

 

Does it work on the principles of gravity or vacuum

h

 

yea, i don't like gettin gup either...and it's such a rare event that i do wake up to go the bathroom, that even if i were interested in said product (which i'm not), basing it on economic value, it'd be pointless to get haha

 

I don't remember... probably gravity, which is kinda lame.

 

Yeah... you could just keep a bloody bottle next to the bed if you're reaaaaally determined to not get out of bed.

I do remember that it was only 3 easy payments of 19.95

 

haha 3 easy payments

what they dont' tell ya is all the spam you're gonna get

 

Hah.

I really love those "Time life" infomercial with the music collections. I love the "Hair Metal" one... it's just one hilarious song after another. I really don't know who on earth would buy it though.

 

you need a funnel and a bottle for a woman. laaaaaaaamee!! womens, u teh loozers!