The person above you asked you out

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Duck, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. Nebacanezer

    Nebacanezer Member

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    Sure, I mean, everyone needs love... even creepy old dudes like you. But no cocksucking until after dinner, k?
     
  2. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Promise.
     
  3. Nebacanezer

    Nebacanezer Member

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    And you have to pick me up, which currently is like 2800 miles away...
     
  4. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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  5. Nebacanezer

    Nebacanezer Member

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    Hey... you asked me out buddy...
     
  6. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Well,I've stood 'em up before. If I keep putting my name up here ,it'll kill this thread. So pretend I'm not here. No sir--I'm not here.
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You can take me out for a beer, but you ain't coming home with me :D
     
  8. marijuana strain reviews

    marijuana strain reviews Member

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    puff, puff, give. Lets toke at the packing lot of the restaurant and order a big meal after wards. Then finish it off with sweet deserts. :D
     
  9. lillallyloukins

    lillallyloukins ⓑⓐⓡⓑⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ

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    oh, ok, but only if you can tell me if LCD/LED means the same thing... and it better still be snowing or you can forget it! :D
     
  10. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I dunno, you sure have a strong resemblance to Bradley Manning for a female..
     
  11. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I'm sorry, I would never fuck a duck

    g33k cred:

    LCD = liquid crystal display
    LED = light emitting diode
     
  12. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    We're eating vegetarian, we split the bill, there will be no fancy clothes or restaurants, and there can be no complaints about me drinking a pint, not a half... if you're good with that - let's go on this date!
     
  13. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm broke, love eating creatures, and you come with too many rules.
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    no. i'm afraid of the duckcave.
     
  15. dollyfizz

    dollyfizz Senior Member

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    No no no no no. I need a REAL boyfriend this time!
     
  16. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    If I just say "Yes!" this is going to be a really boring post, so let's just say we'll see ;)

    And please don't wear any underpants.
     
  17. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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  18. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    they say the perfect boyfriend doesn't exist. i am prof that he does.
     
  19. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Too skinny and got no ass anyway.....;-D
     
  20. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Yes, but let's skip the date. ;)
     

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