The Prediction Game

false

watches "Sponge Bob"....

 

false

is a ne'er do well

 

true

can't walk and chew gum at the same time

 

False

Can't whistle.

 

Very poorly, I guess it depends on the criteria needed to be met to be considered a whistle.


Never owned a skip it

 

If by 'skip it' you meant this thing, then no, I didn't. I'm a heterosexual male.




Has been white water rafting.

 

False and that realization just saddened me a bit.



Was intoxicated entering the new millenium

 

Duh

will live a life of sensations one followed by the other some of which they call pleasant and some not so.

 

True

Finds their job rewarding.

 

yip

Does things with pancake mix that are unmentionable

 

So true . . .

once missed a special program on television that they couldn't wait to see because they were too busy goofing around on the internet and forgot to watch TV or even record the program

 

Nah. If I'm interested enough I'll record a week ahead of time.

You've been a prankster from an early age...You would buy wax teeth my the hand full
and you're still using them (from time to time) for exchange with the tooth fairy

 

Correct, as an exchange for sexual favors

You've driven a motorcycle in a snow storm.

 

I can't drive.

The next poster has dressed up as a clown.

 

nope.

was a troublemaker in school

 

False

Cry's when you watch sad movies...

 

True

Got kicked out of a bar for being to rowdy.

 

heh, true.

likes the smell of petrol

 

true, if it's not too strong

Stole a nudie magazine from a store as a boy.

 

Nope, but I did find my dad's stash in the laundry room when I was 5. I didn't understand why the women had hair on their crotches.

Eats fast food once a month or more.