the reason there are wars

Hmmmm.....well, I think we could work something out.

You can leave the toilet seat up during the day as often as you like, but make sure to put it down before bed, seeing as most women only take it for granted that the toilet seat is down when they are half asleep, ie right away in the morning or during a middle of the night bathroom rendezvous.

Otherwise during the day we always check, just in case.

Can this be arranged?

 

yes, as long as all of you uphold the longheld, but disrespected as of late, fart treaty of babylon. seriously. no more farting.

 

Hey, women don't fart.

What are you talking about?

 

Arrogance is the root of all evil....and said causes all wars.

There is no argument that will prove otherwise.

 

wars start because of man's wish for money
people wish money coz they want more power
they want power coz they are just silly
so all wars are silly
and i hate when someone calls wars saint

 

What it really comes down to it "stupidity". No need to say more.

 

Stupidity plays a major factor, yes, but I still think it them damn koalas.

Commies.

 

"Never under-estimate the power of human stupidity" -Robert Heinlein

"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent" -Isaac Asimov

Most of the other reasons probably could be reduced to incompetence and stupidity also.

 

i think the toilet seat issue really hasn't been addressed nearly enough in this thread. honestly. men leaving the seat up at night, women falling int he toilet, angry women refusing to give head, men get cranky, go blow some shit up, come home, look like a "hero," get laid...forget to put the seat down, and the whole cycle starts again. i think, what we need, is a comprehensive training program for females, beginning at a young age, to take for granted that the toilet seat is ALWAYS up and that way they'll GET THE FUCK OVER IT!! see, no more wars.

 

Some women solve it by installing a cushy toilet seat that is too thick to stay up and which always falls down at the most inopportune moment while taking a piss.

 

you must spread your message across the land, kc.