the return of jesus christ

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Cactus Juice, Feb 10, 2005.

  1. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    are you trying to say it's not? in that case, why not give me a timeline of his life along with what he did each year of that life... I think you'll find a HUGE gap in the middle.
     
  2. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    When Christ returns to earth, he isn't going to be reincarnated. The first time God came was for salvation. The second coming is for judgement. He already came in flesh form.



    That's a nice thought. Too bad you won't be laughing.


    When Christ comes, everyone will know. Everyone shall witness.
     
  3. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    ya, doesn't it say in REvelations that Christ will decend from the sky?
     
  4. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Epiphany, i'm sure that you're a nice person and all... but you really fuck with my brain at times... - lets put this to the test OK... you believe this is going to happen within your lifetime, we're about the same age, and so should both live as long as each other ("god" permitting :p) - so what do you say we both meet up just before we die and compare notes?
     
  5. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Yes

    Ok
     
  6. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    thats why He would not be reincarnated if i beleived in it...
     
  7. Dizzy Man

    Dizzy Man Member

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    And lo, Jesus looked in the mirror and thought "hey, I look a bit like Jesus, maybe I am him", and from that day forth he realised he was the son of God.

    Err.... sure!

    Let's see a picture of you then!?
     
  8. velvet

    velvet Banned

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    Dizzyman? Is it rrreeeally you? Wow.. hehehe.. teehee :p
     
  9. Cactus Juice

    Cactus Juice Member

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    precisely
    as for the pictures, well, God says he will be angry if i post them... so u know what that means
    maybe when i get a digital camera he will change his mind... I NEED DONATIONS
     
  10. Dizzy Man

    Dizzy Man Member

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    Hi Velvet!

    Long time no... er. You know.
     
  11. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    holy hell! I haven't seen Dizzy here in ages! Feels like the old forums all over again.
     
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    lol. who really knows what christ looked like anyway?

    but my favorite image of god is probably burt reynolds in that x-files episode, and i see christ as a totally chill jimmy buffet sort.
     
  13. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    We're not that stupid you know. Jesus won't get reincarnated, he doesn't cuss, he's not a 14 year old. He'll return from heaven in his GLORIFIED BODY, not someone that has sinful blood.
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    so...you don't think He'll wear hawaiian shirts and play the guitar? i don't know if i can face eternity without margaritas...doesn't really seem worth the effort without a good samba.
     
  15. redie*

    redie* Member

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    agree..
     
  16. Kris?

    Kris? Senior Member

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    No you'd techinicaly be the Anti Christ. In Rev it mentions the Anti Christ will procliam to be God but you should look the sky because jesus is coming back on a cloud with a nice pony :-d and you don't have a pony >:-o HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A PONY BOY!!
     
  17. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    Thank you..:)
     
  18. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    Why are people asking how Jesus will come back when it is already written in the Bible. Shows that most people haven't even read the Bible yet they will say everything against it.
     
  19. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    :( I miss the old forums
     
  20. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    Yeah yeah. I like how you said 'His first coming was as a lamb, his second will be as a lion'.

    He's gonna eat himself now!
     
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