The Rumor Mill

i'm awesome at it.it's my ultimate goal in life to stop cowboy here from breeding...

 

Hell, someone's got to!

 

fitzy21 has never been to massachusetts, seen a patriots game, or heard of fenway

 

i'm pregnant with zoomies twins

 

i've never had sex on the back of a camel.

 

But only because I FedEx'd her a quart of my frozen supersperm and a turkey baster shaped just like my penis. Cuz sex is, like, icky.

 

i heard you really used angus' and sell it for profit, you pervert...

 

Pervert, yes. Larceny, in the past. Bestiality, yuck.

 

damn it zoomie.. why you gotta tell everyone our secret? you left out the part about the pictures you sent me of you posing in ladies underwear

 

Boogabaah is really the love child of Psyche and me

 

i ahte led zeppelin

 

mommy? daddy?

 

i hate marbchic

 

cowboy blue has a crush on me. he just can't help himself. he digs the fatties. that's just how some people are.

 

mynameiskc is having bill cowher's child...
" " is actually an alien sent from planet Sx-101 to steal the secret of the 'stash.

 

eugene isn't really a cop

 

That's what I call a chubby chaser

 

cowboy blue is just an angry fat girl

 

i almost spewed water out my nose and onto my computer.

he's a fold-fucker...