The Stoners Echo Chamber

.. smh ..

 

According to the state of Ohio, because I don't have an actual "Birth Certificate" I'm obviously a foreign born terrorist...

Me: "I'm just trying to renew my driver's licence, mam..."

Lady: "You will have to call this phone number here..." as she points to a phone number on a piece of paper from the year I was born.

Me: "Do you actually think that phone number still exists?"

Lady: "Well... No, probably not, it doesn't have enough numbers and I don't understand why there are letters in it"

Me: shaking my head.


This country is really getting fucking weird... Soon I will have to carry documents just to go to a store. "Yeah... I'd like to buy this loaf of bread" .... "Show us your papers, old man" I'll just whip out a pack of Zig Zags... Fuck this shit

 

Elvis would be 85 today..

 

If you don't have a birth certificate, you are kind of a terrorist. Sorry.

 

It's easy to get a birth certificate here, I just had to order mine. See if Ohio uses VitalChek. I just paid online and it should only take 7 days to get to me

 

just got sucked into south park by allowing the video to run../. waiting for someone else to post to share the boys last night..

 

Back in the day and in a different state than Ohio, the actual "Birth Certificate" was kept in the "Hall of Records"... Conveniently the Hall of Records burned down and all records were lost. So there is no reasonably easy way to get a copy of one because there's nothing to copy.

 

Ohhh
I dunno why I assumed Ohio anyways

Well that sounds problematic

 

Well, I live here now, but wasn't born in Ohio.

Which makes me a foreign born terrorist.

 

fresh upload remastered.

 

Go BaCk tO wHeRe YoU cAmE fRoM

 

Bet Ty was born in Kenia.

 

Pretty sure there isn't a state called "Kenia"....

 

Racist.

 

Well, we will try to send you there regardless!

 

Dude from the maintenance crew at foster plaza died of bladder cancer. We would always see Frank with a gallon of Turner Ice tea blasting music from the 1059 the X running his floor buffer. He was 43. Rip .. be weird not seeing you /and hearing you freak out people in the lobby..

 

O you who have believed, And do not insult one another and do not call each other names. (49:11)
shortened version..

 

Got a text asking if I wanted free tickets to see Trump.
I asked for 1 and I got 1.
Panther Arena Milwaukee
Tuesday January 13th 7pm

I saw Clinton and shook his hand
I saw Obama and couldn't get within 50 feet

Seeing Trump will be interesting.
Hopefully I'll get to meet him.
I know there'll be one guarantee, I'll get to laugh alot.