The Stoners Echo Chamber

I just went to work for thirty minutes, fucked up, and came back home. I think I may be sick.

 

Somebody nearby has a car with a very sensitive alarm. For pity’s sake just leave the alarm off or get it disconnected.

Days I’m dealin with this shit.
Days!

 

I don't understand what's so repulsive about me. It's probably my face. I say this, because the cashier at the grocery store just now spoke to me in a tone of voice that expressed disgust. Maybe cause I just bought cheese, breaded mushrooms, and vodka? I don't know.

 

Nice to see you

Stay safe. Idiots here are still like going to the beach and shit

 

Were you dressed?

 

Yes, but I dress like a hobo. I just think she's uppity.

 

I'm about to have a bath. But I'm not sure what my bathtime entertainment shall be.

 

See I just corrected sexual frustration, hence the bath.

 

How the hell...?

 

I have my legs spread on the wall and I'm picture you sitting in the other end.

 

Don't drop your phone in the bath.

 

I've only done that once so far.

 

*SPLASH*

 

The coronavirus is susceptible to temperature, so you should all have hot baths while you're not doing anything.

And drink hot teas too and beverages.

My friend in the German Military sent me photos of their guidebook and that's what they've been told. If the German Military says it then I'll take that over the media.

 

I haven’t taken a bath in years... just showers for me, a bath would feel so foreign at this point

 

So.... When is this supposed to happen?