The Stoners Echo Chamber

I ordered some coffees for work and jam doughnuts. happy birthday Link000000!

That's how we say hello to him. LINK-OOHHHHHHHHH! You do that's it for 10mins you're stuck talking to him, but it's so hard not to get him started just because you know whatever he says is gonna be fucken dumb and stupid shit. 24 year olds.

Link000000000!

 

I'm all messed up and driving around town
My last trick she done had to throw my ass out
Now I'm raisin' hell and lookin' for the liiight
Livin' fast and dying young is my new style of life
Me and my friends we like livin' on the run
Just because we're wild I guess they don't like where we come from
Yeah we all like to get drunk! And fall down all over toooown!
And you know each damn day that we're livin', we're damn right and rebel proud

 

I thought this was a funny one

"
police officer pulls over a car load of nuns. The officer says: “Sister, this is a 65km/h highway, why are you going so slow?”

The nun says: “Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65.”

“Oh sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!”

“Oh!” the nun answers. “Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful.”

At this point the officer looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

The officer says: “Excuse me, Sister, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something terrible.”

“Oh, we just got off highway 140"

 

I got one shot in my first frame and I missed my snooker and that was it. Welcome to Super League Irmz, where everyone is pro, except you.

 

I felt something.. this is crazy cute..

 

damn feeling adventurous .. I want to go to the club haha. be butt uglies at this time tho..

 

wondering how the inject some alcohol guy is doing..

 

Won my first frame of 2020.
Very very very very shaky.
As the pressure mounted for me to come back down 5 balls to 1 I started shaking a lot and missed a few easy shots but lucky my safety if I missed worked out and managed to put him in a tough position which gave me a good shot to win.

 

Lost 3rd game in a heartbreak. Oh well stuff to improve on.

 

That looks very mean, as in one puff, and you are in a 20 minute coma

 

We thought losing 16-8 today would be a good result for us, we almost got there for a win but fell short 14-10 against probably one of the best teams in 1st division.

I'm just a bit annoyed at my last game there missing a relatively simple 8 ball. Then I managed to get another shot and we were just tapping the 8 around waiting for the first mistake and I saw a bank opportunity and yeeesh the Black ball came off one side went straight to the hole bounced out, hit the middle cushions twice and just couldn't fall in, so had two black ball shots that missed by a fraction.

But I said i'd be happy with a win and I got my win. it's going to be a very tough season for us now it's the teams first 1st division appearance since I've been here nearly 4 years now.

 

Could be in a coma by now....

 

4 female coworkers are making my work area quite interesting. There's a buzz in the air and it quite possibly could be coming from some vibes.

 

The hornet's nest in the walls?

 

It looks like "The Mist" by Stephen King outside right now...

 

Elton and ozzzy are doing a song together

 

I suddenly have need for a secretary.

 

Meh. If you're used to shift gears it doesn't matter wether there are hills or not.

 

clutch wont last in a hill filled town no matter how good a driver you are imo